Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Name that Band!

Chlamydia Koala
and their #1 hit, "Shot in the Ass"
B side: "You Can Love Me, You Can Leave Me, Eucalyptus"

With thanks to my fly pals, and their knowledge of STDs carried by cuddly animals.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Monday, June 4, 2012

That Would Be a Good Name for a Band

Maximum Cheese

You're welcome, garage band. I will accept a band t-shirt as payment.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Extreme Fashion Savings!

I just spent $20.31 on myself. I can hear you saying, "But Jen, you never spend money on yourself! What can you possibly have purchased?". BEHOLD!

Taupe Tencel Linen Cargo Pant 1.88
Black Tencel Linen Cargo Pant 1.88
Key Ring Sweater 1.56
Cute Buckle Sweater 1.56
Charisma Colorblock Cardigan 3.13
Out And About Tee 1.25
Spring Breeze Linen Blouse 1.88
A Sweet Delight Plaid Capri 1.56
In-the-bag Tencel-blend Shorts 1.88
In-the-bag Tencel-blend Shorts 1.88
New Destinations Wide Leg Pant 1.85
Subtotal $20.31
Shipping & Handling $0.00
Total $20.31

Some company called Monterey Bay is having a major clearance sale. 75% off on top of clearance prices, plus free shipping. Did I order fuschia and orange capris that are totally out of character for me? Heck yes--they were $1.88! I totalled up the pre-discount total on that order: $689.89. Aw crud, now I'm compelled to get the total savings. Hang on while I do math. . . 97%! Wow, I'm like those extreme coupon ladies.